I have recently come to the shocking conclusion that not everyone on Earth speaks English!!

In fact, according to my research, there are 7 completely Different Languages
that people around the world are communicating with at this very moment!!!

Among them are languages with such exotic names as: French, Redneck, Spanish, and Mr. T.

I have translated my webpage into these languages for you.
I highly suggest you click the links below to read my webpage in these languages.

Not only will it be educational, but there's a good chance my website will now make
ALOT more sense to you...

Please be patient...these pages sometimes take a few seconds to appear.

SPANISH: "En Venta Por Paciente Mental"

Mr. T: "For Sale By Mental Patient"

NORWEGIAN: "Til salgs Ved Mental Pasient"

FRENCH: "À Vendre Par le Malade Mental"

GERMAN: "Zum Verkauf Durch Geistigen Patienten"

REDNECK:  "Fo' Sale By Mental Patient"

ELMER FUDD:  "Fow Sawe By Mentaw Patient"