The
Legend of FiFine
by
Gregg G Guydish
It was late in the night when they arrived at the dig. The
professor, not normally one to remain awake much after
nightfall, was unusually alert, and seemed highly motivated to
get on with the reason for their visit. Akim held up a paw for
Fifine, the young lady taking the offered appendage, and
stepping from the treaded truck, her eyes locked on his for
all that they were lost in the dim, moonless shadows of the
desert night. General Barrax snorted awake, and made an,
unfortunately, typical show of stretching out his limbs.
"Pox! Damnation! Opprobrium!" The former dictator shouts,
looking around disdainfully on no one in particular, and on
Professor Proton specifically. He shook his head, waving a
hand imperiously. "You can do as you like, you delirious old
fart! I'm going to bed!" He turned and stalked off, the
diminutive Professor gulping audibly, suddenly nervous for the
irascible air of the General. Fifine lays a hand on the
curious armor of his shoulder, and he looks up at the tall
female. "Never mind him Professor," she looks away from
the departing officer, and down at the wizened doctor, smiling
encouragingly, "I'll go with you." He smiles back, heartened
greatly with her support, then turned when he heard the sound
of rapidly approaching footfalls.
"Professor Proton!" The male calls out as he draws near,
the torch held in his hand adding much-needed illumination to
the small group. "You have arrived!" The doctor took a step
forward and offered his hand in greeting. "Ah, Doktor Isep!
Good to see you at last!" The two men shook hands, then old
Professor Proton turned to introduce the young lady standing
next to him. "Doktor, this is my, er," he glances up at her,
suddenly unsure, and Fifine smoothly assumes control. "I am
Fifine, Doktor, I am helping out my friend, Professor Proton,
as his assistant on this dig." Doktor Isep's eyes light up
with recognition. "The Fifine from United World Press?! The
one that reported on those Underworld Nazi Daemons?" His
head bobbed rapidly. "Well! This is a pleasure." And he
enthusiastically and emphatically pumped her arm, Fifine
eventually snatching it back and cradling it close to her
chest when he was done, eyes wide. The doktor looked suddenly
chagrined, fumbling with his hand as if he couldn't figure out
what to do with it, while the rest of them looked at her with
new eyes. He abruptly held up his free arm and motioned
towards the dig. "Come, this way," he turned and led them off
into the quiet night, "the tomb of Sah-ba Rha-een-Nah awaits!"
The doktor pushed through, and over, the small mound of
dirt that still partially barred their way at the mouth of the
tomb, then held out his paw as each successive person slid
through the opening, extending each a hand as they rose into
the tall, dark hallway. He held the torch up and advanced to
the fore of the line, leading them ever father into its inky
recesses. Eventually they emerged into a cavernous room, the
black shadows seeming to envelop, nay, extinguish the paltry
torch he held up high. They gathered into a quiet knot as they
watch their only source of illumination bob and weave, then
spread, and the immense chamber slowly gained light as the
archeologist spread the fire to several strategically placed
torchiers arrayed around the room. Mouths fell open and gasps
echoed as they turned around in dumbstruck awe, gazing up at
the rich, colorful hieroglyphs that covered the walls, the
immense statues that lined them, and lastly, the incredible
gold sarcophagi at the center of the chamber.
Fifine was the first one to regain her wits. "My God! It's
completely intact!" Her eyes focused on the walls and she
stepped over to one, raising her hand and tracing the glyphs
etched and painted there. "They're all animals
" her voice
trailed off as the Professor stepped up next to her, polishing
his pince-nez before popping them back onto the end of his
long nose, but it was Doktor Isep who replied. "Yes, well, we
know that the Egyptians had many animal deities," he shakes
his head, looking around again, "there's no real surprise
there
" but her attention shifted elsewhere before he was even
done speaking, grabbing the professors arm urgently as her
eyes roved over a piece of text she could only partially
digest
" Professor Proton! What does this say?" He quickly
redirected his attention to her new focus, and found himself
numbly translating the ancient script.
"The damage has been undone." He says somewhat
cryptically, before shifting his attention to the next set of
glyphs. "The two are once again whole." His tone of
voice becomes more solid as he progresses, and he takes a deep
breath before he translates the next line: "The time of fur
has passed."
Fifine tilts her head to the side, then looks up at the
six-foot tall female fox sculpture on her left, then at the
four-foot turtle sculpture on her right, and then, finally
back at the bald professor. "Fur?" She asks quietly just as
Doktor Isep cleared his throat, commanding their instant
attention. "Fifine, Professor," he held out a hand, indicating
the opulent sarcophagi, and its bas-relief lid, "this is why I
called you here."
Professor Proton stepped around to the far side as the
archeologist approached the near one, all three sets of eyes
locked on the shimmering vision before them. "I locked the
site down the moment I saw it, Professor
"
Professor Proton could only nod his head numbly as he
reached out his arms and plucked the bleached skull from
between the sculpted hands of the crypts lid. Fifine looked
down at it, then snaked out a hand and ran a finger over it,
tracing around the large eye openings, along the long muzzle,
and terminating at the powerful jaws, as the Professor lifted
it for closer examination. She shifted her gaze to the smooth,
hairless face of her mentor, her voice breathless when it
inevitably came "what does it all mean, Professor?" The aged
human lowered the skull and looked into his faux-apprentices
eyes. "It means, my dear, that it is as I had always
suspected: Anthropomorphs walked the surface of the earth,
before the rebirth of man."
The End?
Fifine © Normand Bilodeau/Henbe 1999, 2000, 2001,
2002
Fifine, Professor Proton, General Barrax and Akim ©
Normand Bilodeau/Henbe
Doktor Isep © Gregg G Guydish
The
Legend of Fifine © Gregg G Guydish
2002
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